jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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beingdifferentisbest:

rinmatsuokasfree:

the-singular-experience:

a-mock-turtle:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

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If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.

Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze

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theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

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megmastcrs:

Hey, hello. I want to follow more blogs. So how about you reblog this if you post:

  • SAM WINCHESTER
  • Supernatural
  • Doctor Who
  • Sherlock
  • Dark Angel
  • Marvel
  • Disney
  • Bands
  • YouTubers (Gamers mostly)
  • TVD (Bamon and Stelena mostly)
  • Harry Potter

If you post the following please do NOT reblog.

  • Destiel
  • Delena
  • Steroline
  • Sabriel
  • Drarry
  • Justin Bieber
  • One Direction
  • 5 Seconds of Summer

Things I ship:

  • Megstiel
  • Bamon
  • Sastiel
  • Stelena
  • Bad Wholf
  • Amy/Rory
  • Dean/Lisa
  • Dean/Jo
  • Janto
  • Hinny
  • Romione
  • Percabeth
  • Sherlolly
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laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

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have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

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Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

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caraknightley:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

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handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

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