It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
are you really bisexual?
Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course
omg can I please?
that sounds fun
Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout
If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.
I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.
Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze
did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec
10 million pounds
1/3 of the government’s reserve
like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it
why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve
Hey, hello. I want to follow more blogs. So how about you reblog this if you post:
- SAM WINCHESTER
- Doctor Who
- Dark Angel
- YouTubers (Gamers mostly)
- TVD (Bamon and Stelena mostly)
- Harry Potter
If you post the following please do NOT reblog.
- Justin Bieber
- One Direction
- 5 Seconds of Summer
Things I ship:
- Bad Wholf
have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important